Thursday, January 27, 2005

#125 I Can Verb Anything!

An old saying in the Company was "Any word can be verbed". 

A woman on TV yesterday, speaking of her recently deceased aunt, "She's being funeralized tomorrow."

If you have a memorial service, then she is memorialized, so if you have a funeral service, she's funeralized?

ICK!

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On another topic, Daughter's Uncle Barry didn't have a heart attack.  Something about straining the muscles from his recent surgery.  So, he's home, but no more shoveling snow.  The card I'm sending says hope you're feeling better soon etc, to which I have added "Stop scaring people, d##n it!"

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