A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. His companion whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice, says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, and then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK ... now what?"
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